If you could kidnap the ice cream man, what would you do with the truck?

I think there are about four different ice cream trucks that come down my block. It seems they have some sort of stereo sound system hooked up to the music. It drives me crazy! My daughter can hear it almost a mile away and come flying down the stairs wanting ice cream. So if you could take the ice cream man, where would you stash him and what would you do with the truck? This is purely a sarcastic question and I'm looking for humorous replies.If you could kidnap the ice cream man, what would you do with the truck?
What I do with the ice cream guy depends on how good looking he is *wink wink*... just kidding! *coughs*





I would eat all the ice cream, duh. Babby has been craving ice cream lately.If you could kidnap the ice cream man, what would you do with the truck?
My girls (triplets) are 2 and they know when music comes, Ice cream comes!!!


I try to get them Ice cream every time but, the man comes at wrong times. haha during dinner or nap.





If I could hold the ice cream man captive I would put him in my freezer box outside along with all of the ice cream...the kids dont like the man...they like the ice cream. I think the kids would like opening the freezer and than the man go ';hey there little ladies do you want some ice cream?'; and they would say yes and than mow on some of the ice cream. :)





humorous answer: there toy box because, they never clean up so the toy boxes are never opened...than he wont be harassed at any time. :)





the truck;


The truck would now be mine.


I would drive it around and whenever I was going into a new town the sounds would go off and the music would blast...I think the kids around the neighborhood will know me now for good. :)





what would you do? good luck with the kidnapping lol
Humourous replies from these stickasses? Good luck!





I think I would sell the ice cream man on Craigslist for a pretty penny. A man like that outta be good for something to someone, and the truck I'll take to the scrap yard and get some cash; but the ICE CREAM will be all MINE and I'm NOT sharing with the children!








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Or WAIT! Maybe I should take the truck to Pimp My Ride, then make the ice cream man dress like a jiggalo and I'm the pimp who rakes in all the cash....yeah yeah that sounds good too.
Depending on the looks of the ice cream man......I might do a couple of different things...use your imagination!





With the truck, I would still let it play the music but that creepy voice that says ';Hello!'; has to go. I'd rip out the voice machine because it's seriously demonized. Then I'd drive through middle class neighborhoods and give out one ice cream to everyone who wants one.
I would stash him in my basement duck taped to a lawn chair with a jaw breaker in his mouth. [like that movie jawbreaker but I won't make him die]





And I would take the truck and give out free ice cream to everyone I see!! I just think a free ice cream day would be pretty awesome.
I would throw an ice cream partay!





wait..screw that. I'd eat my heart and soul out.





Or sell it and a ridiculously high price.


ohhh that's so evil ^^.


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edit: I would also force the ice cream man to eat all the mint chocolate ice cream..because I hate mint and chocolate together
grab your best friend duct tape him with some ice cream bars turn the music up real loud stop in the middle of a neighbor hood full of kids get your friend to open up the back door and through him in the street when kids start to pile up! LOL!
I would proably play some different music so it get the kids thinking differently......I would also paint it differtly.....reconstructed truck...I would hide the ice cream man in backyard.....sorry its not all that funny but it what came to the top of my brain
I'd turn him over to the neighborhood parents whose children were napping until he came along!





I'd keep the truck running (without the music) until I finished the ice cream!
duct tape him and stuff him in the back of the truck with the music blaring and drive the truck to his neighbourhood so his kids want ice cream
I would wrap him up with duct tape, stuff him in his icecream freezer and drive the truck to BFE, turn his stupid ice cream music up as loud as it goes so he could be tortured by his own business! LOL!
He would go in his freezer with his ice cream. The truck would go into the swamp and slowly sink. blub, blub, blub
I would stash him in my basement.. then i would drive the truck and have my daughter sell the icecream ;-)